canolaaoil:

so march lasted 20 years but april is going to be 3 days

canolaaoil:

hey. its april 23rd. did u even notice? no? me either

ribbed-vault-heart:

holy shit i literally thought this was a joke. i laughed and was like “oh this is funny cause it’s still march” and then i checked the calander app on my phone and it’s??? april???? 23rd???? how did that happen?????

darling-enjoy-your-life:

I love cats and flowers

missdaisydaily:

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

caelumrising:

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

nevver:

Once upon a time in the West, Hayley Eichenbaum

twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Satan is the only valid Twitter account

undisputeable:

follow for similar x

crckcouture:

“by creed, until it is of age or reunited with its own kind...”

bludsugar:

me, begging: can we please calm down and chill sometime soon

my brain vibrating and creating the anxiety chemicals: N O

schauwieiichschein:

i‘m so proud of you all

royalgoons-deactivated20220109:

this year and this whole decade, so proud.